Bob Buss: All those girls, block upon block upon block.
They all come here lookin for their dream boys. Heh.
Who makes those dreams?
Me.
That's what I do. That's my job.
A dream maker.
Boy bands. boy bands, boy bands.

There are 5 basic types in any successful boyband.
You got your rebel, your bad boy, one.
You got your shy, bashful type, two.
You got your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster, three.
Four, your reassuring, older brother type.
and the heartthrob, your teen idol.
He's the guy who keeps it all together, y'know
He's the guy who's eyes are lookin at you from the poster saying, "Hold me. Take care of me."

And that boy canNOT have a tattoo!

U + me = us
U + me = us
I know my calculus
It says you plus me = us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me = us

Carson: I'm Carson Daly. Here we are. Total Request Live. I'm here with super megagroup 2gether.
Tell me a little about your name. 2gether, which is awesome by the way.
Jerry: Two words, Carson. Bob Buss.
Mickey: Yeah, man, the great Bob Buss, yo.

Well I've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines
I know a thing or two
and I kicked ass on the test about me and you

Chorus
I know my calculus
It says U + me = us
Said I know my calculus
It says u + me = us

What the world needs now is boybands
Buss: Perfect! No problem. I've got a boyband!
Boy bands
Buss: What I need now is my troublemaker.
I know where the bad boys hang out.

Girl, algebra or trigonometry could never equal up
to what you do to me.
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class,
there ain't no way I could pass
I hate English, gym, and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our Calculus

repeat Chorus 2x

U + me = us
U + me = us
It's not about braces really
or money or fame. or girls. heh.
u + me = us
I'ts about respect.
and integrity

Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether sing it
I know my calculu-uhuhuhuhuhs

Chorus

Jerry: I'm Jerry O'Keefe!
i'm gonna be a star.
director: and again I'm gonna be a star. arms wide! I'm gonna make it!

I'm gonna be a star!!!
okay, now make me believe it! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna be a star! *girls screamin